welcome-back-boo sex.

Right on!

bad habits.

For some reason after you get off that long ass dry spell you want it day in and day out. That is not the business because I'm not trying to get all in with this nigga. He hits me up on the daily and although I'm trying to be cordial and all that, this is strictly business and I'm not looking for lve. Especially a couple wks before vday. Yeah, vday presents are cool and all but I feel like all that lovey-dovey vday shit is mad fake if you haven't been seeing the same person for a long time prior to the holiday. We're gonna see how everything plays out.

I need to stop shopping. I got some change saved up to kick off my car savings but I've still been shopping on the reg like I got it like that. I'm in a very comfortable financial position right now but I still need to be smart about what I buy and stop being so fucking impulsive. I have 4 bags worth of stuff sitting at my feet right now that I have yet to wear let alone I have yet to wear my sneakers (I don't really wear sneakers that much now). All from this past month's shopping excursions. -I'm the type of person who doesn't take shit out of the bag until I'm ready to wear it.

With that being said, I want these more than I want dinner for the next 3 wks:

Patent Leather Brogues - Marc by Marc Jacobs, $350


One thing I must say though, is that God has me right where I wanna be right now and I'm extremely thankful. Because of that, I feel like it's only right to give back in any way I can so in the next week I'll not only be donating clothes to Goodwill but I'll also be shipping out clothes and baby formula to Haiti soon as I get some boxes from mommy this wknd. Karma works both negatively and positively and I feel like putting that good karma into the world makes me better appreciate what I have and feel less guilty about my incessant spending.

I smoke every now and then now when ..... brings it. But I'm not going nuts anymore.

After the other argument I had with my roommate the other day. Me and my other two roommates filed a complaint on that ass and got her kicked out. She should be done moving by tmrw. I like when things go my way. Bitch had the nerve to say if there's liquor in the house or if people are smoking on the porch she's gonna call the cops on us. She also said "If you want a bitch, I'll be a bitch... I can be your worst nightmare." I'm like HOLD THE FUCK UP! Not after her drunk ass broke our living room table, or all the times she invited random strangers from outside into our apt. That's a no-go. So I gave her one of these -__- and now her ass is packing.

I'm trying to get my ace, Vanessa, to come down here during spring break so she can witness what I go through on a daily living in NC.

Besides all that, everything is all gravy. I'll prob be on here later to open my big, fat mouth some more but right now I gotta get ready ;].

Oh, let me not forget. HAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY new followers! And to my old followers, yall stay down so you know it's ALL LOVE, ALL THE TIME.

*does the "i got some dick" dance*

Good D, too.

and the winner is...

Cherokee!
(Does my blog have a content warning when you click it? Psshh.. oh well!)



This warrants a song change. Enjoy!

top drawer. ;]

We all know what goes into the top drawer of our nightstand. When I was younger I never understood why my mom told me not to go into her nightstand drawer. And actually used to get pissed the fuck off when she told me not to go over there. That is until my little snoopy ass decided I wanted to be in the mix. Smh. What I saw disgusted me and it wasn't until I was about 14 or 15 that I understood what all that was about.

Here's some things that every female should have in their top drawer:

Magnums

Trojan Her Pleasure Condoms

Women should always have their own condoms so there is never an excuse for raw meat. It's hard to get caught up when it all gets hot and heavy and then he doesn't have a condom and neither do you. Invest $12 in your personal health and your future ladies.

A Bullet

A Regular Vibrator

Astroglide

No contest.

Toy Cleaner

If you have sex toys they should be clean. It's not hygienic to not use a toy cleaner and/or clean it regularly.

Or do this:


What do you have in your top drawer?

insomnia: 04 - sex edition.

(Cartoons, because I still want the kiddies to come to my blog! :])

Everybody loves sex. Not necessarily the act of having sex, but people just love sex; whether they want to admit it or not. It's intriguing, mysterious, exciting, interesting, strange etc. So what better a topic to speak upon when I can't go to sleep and I've just gotten done masturbating (yes, I washed my hands) than SEX?

• I love sex. I can go long periods without it because I don't like to participate in floozy activities and I own a vibrator but once I get sex I'm instantly re-addicted.
• I think phone sex is really awkward.
  
• I've only had 2 orgasms ever.
• You burn about 200 calories per every 30 minutes of sex.
• I love hearing other people have sex! Except that time I heard my mom. WTF? That shit ruined my childhood.
• I always lie about how many people I've had sex with. That's no ones business but my own. It hasn't been alot but even if it was 2 people I'd say something different because no one deserves the truth about my sexual partners but me. (AND my future husby)
• Never anal. Never will.
  
• Humans and dolphins are the only people who have sex for pleasure.
• When I was younger I used to sneak and watch stuff like Taxicab Confessions and Real Sex on HBO. I was so badass.
• I taught some of my friends in middle school what masturbation was.
• Men aged 12 to 19 think about sex at least once every five minutes.
• I hate predictable sex in predictable places with predictable positions. After the 2nd time I have sex with someone, if they don't change it up somehow, I will go ape-shit and just start doing random things.
• I will have a 3-some one day but I refuse to eat another bitch's pussy.
  
• Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality in all mammals. *Take that, all you fuckbags who think that homosexuality is "learned."
• I am the most porn-watching female that I know.
• If I have ever met you in person and I know your boyfriend/girlfriend, I have envisioned you two having sex at least one time. If you are a cute dude, I have envisioned you fucking me.
• Sex actually relieves headaches. (It can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.) No excuses!
• Sex when you know you JUST MIGHTTT get caught or walked in on, is 389581094 times better.
• My favorite male porn star is Rico Strong. Favorite female used to be Pinky but in my opinion Jazmine Cashmere has surpassed her in the game.
  
• More than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!
• I only watch 3-some porn.
• When I was younger my mom had some tape (yes, VHS) of Ron Jeremy with this african chick fucking on the ledge of a jacuzzi. I watched that shit so much that I broke the tape. OOPS!
• I cannot watch any porn outside of black porn or a black man with a black or latina woman. Anything else does not turn me on at all! (I think it's the voices.)
  
• A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
• My grandparents are very young at heart still but I refuse to believe that my grandpa has sex. That will taint my admiration of him. However, by force, I have come to terms with my grandma having sex because she continues to remind me. >=[
  
• I don't believe my great-grandparents ever had sex. Pointblank.
• A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
• High sex is euphoric.
• My mom caught me masturbating when I was 11 and decided to REMIND me of it via text last year. I still hate her for that.

That concludes tonight's sex talk. If any of this shocks you, you need to get out more. Lmao!

* LINKS ARE NSFW. BUT RIGHT-CLICK > COPY LINK LOCATION. TRUST!

Keep it juicy.
p.s. 200th POST, BITCHESSS!

remember when...

I did that post about the bitches I'd love to bone (clickable)?

For some audacious reason I forgot one more sexy broad.



Meagan fuckin Good looks so FUCKING good! Yeah she's sexy too.
Lol I guess there's no point in me throwing a "no-homo" at the end of this post too.

now that's a bad bisshhh...

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