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So I'm getting high in my bathroom and blasting my ipod (story of my life) and I start dancing to Amy Winehouse - Back to Black really hard, like embarrassingly hard, and I just heard a loud ass beep out of nowhere!

My paranoid ass goes and turns the music off and closes my bathroom door. Then I start thinking the alarms are gonna go off and the sprinklers are gonna come on in this building like they did the other day in the other building. :-O

Now I'm thinking about how I want a milkshake. Rly baddddd! From Cookout or Sonic! Ugh.

I did like 25 ear piercings today. No lie! They were just back to back to back. A million and one moms decided it'd be a great Christmas present this year. FML!

But at least it made my shift go by faster. Then I went SHOPPING!!! Well really, not really. I only bought 2 things.

I want water or ice cream! I get the worst sweet cravings sometimes...

Ok, I'm rambling. Bye.

wait, wait, wait!

Before I take my black ass to sleep...(I got work at 6(WTF?):30am.) I just wanna mention that my mother, Robin McDaniel, is the best mother ever! She knows that Bank of America raped me for overdraft fees and took half my check *raises fist*, she knows that I never have food in my fridge, and she knows that I spend so much money in gas getting to and from work. So she...

*I'm starting to get teary eyed*

Brings me food to work! Yeah! She did that! A half hour before my 7 slave hours, shift ended she shows up and waits for a half hour in Macy's while I pick cotton, I mean, put out jewelry at Claire's and she had food for me! That's the nicest thing she's ever done. I mean, not literally but, this is one of the frequent moments in my life that I get subconsciously reminded how much my mom loves me.

Yeah that made my whole day.

Then we shopped together and got some shit for my cousins for xmas, we tried all this different hot tea in this store in the mall and we talked about family gossip and what not. She dropped me off at my car that was parked all the way on the other side. Then we went our separate ways (she lives in south Charlotte, I live in north.)

Today was pretty ace, thanks to mommy.

re-tail.

My ass SWORE I was not going back into retail but unfortunately, with the minimal jobs available now, all the office assistant jobs are full-time or don't work with my hours and the childcare jobs require certification.

UGH! OKKKKKKKKK.

Black Friday was fucking hell. I worked 8 hours and the soles of my feet hurt. I am realizing again how much I hate people and the stupid questions they ask, their carelessness about dropping shit that they REALLY JUST saw me pick up, unruly, undisciplined kids. On top of that I work in a little girls store that some men apparently think is "gay" to walk into so only girls and women walk in leaving me without eye-candy to gawk at.

I drank someone's redbull out of the fridge yesterday after I woke up @ 9:12am because my fucked up blackberry's alarm didn't ring. I don't know if it was my redbull or not (and yall know I do not give one fuck if it wasn't) but I needed it. I flew in and out of the shower, and was swerving in and out of lanes trying to get to work on time @10 because the last thing I need is for "the man" to take me down and leave my ass employed a month before xmas.

Some dude from Haagen Dazs asked for my number. Normally I don't give my number, I'll take the guy's, but I wanted to see if he would be bold enough to take his phone out with his manager right there. Then nigga told me not to make fun of his phone...*rolls eyes*. I just laughed. He pulled out this shit (or something like it):

..which just pissed me off for the remainder of our conversation. I like to think I'm not THATTT superficial but Cricket (the MetroPCS of NC) is not going to cut it. Not now, not never!

Today our DM came in and I just hate having to look fake busy at all times.

I pierced my managers ear today because some little girl was crying about getting her ear pierced and my manager asked her if I pierced her ear would she get her ears pierced and she said yes. (Mind you, I have never pierced an ear in my life.) It was cute and all but my manager was clearly doing the most for that earring sale.

Then I left an hour early because my back hurt. I felt kinda bad though because the lady who has the same position as me got me by like 10-20 years and she walks with a limp, she was there before me and was supposed to leave the same time as me but when my manager asked me if I wanted to go I was fucking GHOST! Sry, Lori. *shrug*

I don't hate Christmas music but if I hear that Ashanti - Hey Santa song one more time I'm going to fucking off myself.

I came to work high one morning this week too and I don't think I'll be doing that again. Aside from the obvious reasons why I shouldn't, I was just dazed and confused for a good hour.

Anyways, I really shouldn't be complaining because some people don't have a job. But I bet if they did they'd be complaining about it too.

In conclusion, the first oz of weed I buy with my paycheck will be rewarding! :) YIPPEE!!!