...and while we're on the subject,

This is the bomb.com.

I'll be back to say more. I've been really busy lately with work, school, and trying to have my cake and eat it too. So btwn all that, all I wanna do is just go to sleep.

But I'm up sitting up in bed feeling like a tootsie roll. I ate too much food today: garlic toast, shrimp scampi w/ rice, mcdonalds and a brownie. Ugh I'm so miserable right now.

But like I said... I'll be back..... MWAHAHAAHAAA! [/evil laughter]

debauchery.

Hiya! I'm bored so it's time for an update.

*Me and boyboy are still getting it in. He always does the most in trying to control our "situation." Sometimes I just wanna tell him spare me the theatrics but that would make me seem insensitive and I try to stroke his male ego because we have potential so I just go along with things.

"::GASP:: You can't come over today?.. Aw man, I'm upset....yadda yadda yadda"

What's crazy is he's dying to "just chill" on VDay when I already told him I'm gonna be busy all day. SMH... niggas.

*I met me a doe boy today. *cue Three 6 Mafia - Doe Boy Fresh*

*And dude from my American Horror class is still trying *side-eye* He get's an E for effort and a D in the damn class because he doesn't read the stories we're assigned and instead of paying attention in class he does shit like kick my chair every so often and try to get me to look at him so he can ask for some of my fruit snacks. Ninja please! I'm tryna focus!

Besides that, what it look like?

I been in the mall too fucking much. I'm deciding I'm just gonna hide my debit card in my top drawer until I can get it together and stop shopping. I don't know HOW I spent [insert significant amount of dollars here] yesterday when I was only in the mall for 40 minutes but Bank of America was up bright and early to remind me of that shit on my blackberry alerts. Tsk tsk.

Shoes always get me though. I can tell myself I'm not gonna buy shit but then I step into Aldos and go bonkers. smh... And then I try to take advantage of 5 for $25 @ Vickies everytime I go to the mall because a girl can never have too many panties and I don't buy them anywhere else.

But a bitch gets paidddd tomorrow and the day after that. So it's alllll gravy!

Point is I've fast forwarded my desire for a new car. Hopefully I will be getting one for my birthday as a present to myself. Trying to wait until January is sorta like a no-go because A. I have no patience and B. the more I think about getting a new car the more I'm starting to hate my current car. She's good but it's time to upgrade.

Whoa! Has anybody else tried the new sweet chili dipping sauce @ Mickey D's? I think I'm gonna hafta cheat on bbq for a while and have an affair with sweet chili. OMFG it's so goooooooooooood.

New ink --(click to see it bigger:)





(Disregard my chichos there. That's a work in progress.) I took that the other day, it's healed a little more since then so the color is better set because it looks kinda dull (and dry. The pics I took with ointment had too much glare). I'll prob take another pic by next week so you can see how it looks fully healed.

I bit a huge chunk out of Jessica Alba's swag because she had this one first:


But I thought hers was too ropey looking for my taste, *shrug.*

I like Nivea's bow too but I think that would've been too big for my location:


I'll probably get my 3rd one (the one I want on my foot) around my bday too because by then I'll be able to wear sandals so it can heal better.

I showed my mom and she's like, "When you're older you're not gonna be able to explain the significance of having a red bow above your ass crack, Lee." She got the quick side-eye for that little comment. I told her, "When I'm older my kids will also be doing some bizarre shit that I'm not gonna like."

There's nothing like being young and carefree and privileged enough to do what you want in good measure.

With that being said, a porn star is calling my name in another tab. GOOOOOOOODNIGHT.

yesterday.

So about 24 hours ago I hopped in the shower and decided I wanted to get another tatt. Since then, I have not only gotten another tattoo but I also got my old one redone and revamped a little bit.

It was quite an impulsive decision but tattoos are very cheap down here. Also, the tattoo guy was kinda cool so I think I met me a new friend.

Right now I'm drugged up on 3 Pamprin, a 600mg Ibuprofen, weed and, Xenadrine. (No, I'm not trying to kill myself I just forgot about taking the Ibuprophen because I had killa cramps, and I took one of my roommates Xenadrine because I knew I was bouta get silly with the leftover spaghetti and meatballs I made the other day. *shrug*)

The one on my back didn't hurt that bad, it was kinda that whole pleasure pain thing where it hurts but it kinda tickles...y'know. But in the center it hurt ALOT. Getting my original wrist tattoo refilled hurt like fucking hell. I don't remember it hurting so bad the first time but it might be because he had to go over the first one and he was trying to make it really dark so I don't need to get it redone again.

Me and my mom are going for Vietnamese tmrw and I'll tell her then. I would post pics but it's still really fresh and because it's kinda hard to take a picture of my tramp stamp without falling or accidentally touching it, I'm just gonna wait a couple days before I try to take pics and even then I'll decide if I wanna post because you'd be getting alot of crack on your screen in order to get the full effect, nahmean?

Yes, you heard correct, I got a tramp stamp and if you don't like it you can eat my twat.

That will be all.

The holiday season is here.

So it's time to break out the mistletoe & wrapping paper and $$$.

My Christmas list is always really hard for me to make. But this year I think I've come up with the perfect list.

I want 'Santa' to bring me...

1. A man
2. A hookah
3. An impeccable vibrator (in case I don't get the man I asked for)
4. A MacBook Air
5. A million dollars
6. A time machine so I can return to the beginning of the semester and actually attend class.
7. An Ipod Touch
8. A diet that actually works
9. Clothes, shoes, jewelry.. all of the basics.

I think that's a pretty reasonable list.

I got a tatt.

'amore' = aliyah(me), margaret(gma), ollie(great gma), robin(mommy), elma(nana)

umm what else?
Thanksgiving was quite fun. Me & my family had a blast, you know the bottles were on deck ;] & afterwards I went out with Vanessa to see CC & we blew down with that crew. Thank God I stashed some chicken from my gmas house for me to eat after bc I had the munchies like a muhfucka!

Just got done watching "the Clique" & now I'm downloading music because my playlist needs some TLC.

toodles.