Here's some things that every female should have in their top drawer:
Magnums
Trojan Her Pleasure Condoms
Women should always have their own condoms so there is never an excuse for raw meat. It's hard to get caught up when it all gets hot and heavy and then he doesn't have a condom and neither do you. Invest $12 in your personal health and your future ladies.
A Bullet
A Regular Vibrator
Astroglide
No contest.
Toy Cleaner
If you have sex toys they should be clean. It's not hygienic to not use a toy cleaner and/or clean it regularly.
Or do this:
What do you have in your top drawer?
6 comments:
That was hilarious but true. Vibrators save your life...lol
i love you so much for this post, you're amazing.
5 stars for this girl.
YEAH TELL THEM WOMEN TO KEEP THAT SHIT CLEAN. GOOD LOOK FAM.
-THINKGOHARD
i keep condoms in my top drawer too. (mine are a little bigger tho..;)
one tip tho. if you have condoms never have loose condoms. if a chick pull out a open box of condoms she getting a side eye. maybe not before we do it, but after i'ma question the fuck out of her about what happen to the other one's..
be prepared, but always be a lady about it. no dude wanna know you had sex last week and he's condom #3. lol
i feel you.
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