Saturday, November 28, 2009

top drawer. ;]

We all know what goes into the top drawer of our nightstand. When I was younger I never understood why my mom told me not to go into her nightstand drawer. And actually used to get pissed the fuck off when she told me not to go over there. That is until my little snoopy ass decided I wanted to be in the mix. Smh. What I saw disgusted me and it wasn't until I was about 14 or 15 that I understood what all that was about.

Here's some things that every female should have in their top drawer:

Magnums


Trojan Her Pleasure Condoms

Women should always have their own condoms so there is never an excuse for raw meat. It's hard to get caught up when it all gets hot and heavy and then he doesn't have a condom and neither do you. Invest $12 in your personal health and your future ladies.

A Bullet


A Regular Vibrator


Astroglide

No contest.

Toy Cleaner

If you have sex toys they should be clean. It's not hygienic to not use a toy cleaner and/or clean it regularly.

Or do this:


What do you have in your top drawer?

6 comments:

RavynRae said...

That was hilarious but true. Vibrators save your life...lol

A.R. said...

i love you so much for this post, you're amazing.

yours truly said...

5 stars for this girl.

ThinkGoHard said...

YEAH TELL THEM WOMEN TO KEEP THAT SHIT CLEAN. GOOD LOOK FAM.
-THINKGOHARD

tha unpretentious narcissist © said...

i keep condoms in my top drawer too. (mine are a little bigger tho..;)

one tip tho. if you have condoms never have loose condoms. if a chick pull out a open box of condoms she getting a side eye. maybe not before we do it, but after i'ma question the fuck out of her about what happen to the other one's..

be prepared, but always be a lady about it. no dude wanna know you had sex last week and he's condom #3. lol

lalaliybean said...

i feel you.