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My name is Aliyah and I am demented. I like to judge people based on what they eat and I also drive like an asshole. I have 0 annoying ass brothers and 0 bitchy sisters. I wish that my eye color was pink and that I didn't pick a 9:30 class. In order for me to survive I need weed, green tea, my family, and mexican food.. and probably a vibrator. I hate people who spend their whole life biting off others, birds and Walmart. I have no capacity for comprehending bullshit. People most likely think I won't beat their ass but I'm not the one to provoke, TRUST. I need to fill in my eyebrows everyday. I know how to hold the D. I need to work on my times tables. I don't like it when people do not bless me after I sneeze, rude motherfucks! I have an abundance of highlighters in my room. When I am bored I like to bbm my exes in class. By the end of the day all I want is to take a hot shower, listen to Tribe, smoke an L and get my back blown out. In 10 years I want to have a bun in the oven, a pearly white range rover and a ride or die niggi who puts a fat rock on my ring finger. I guess you can say I'm only keepin' it trill.
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My name is Trey and I am a grrrrade-A shid talker. I like to drive around aimlessly and I also eat poptarts like skittles. I have 2 brothers and 1 sister, [2 of which go to college with me—how trill is that shid?]. I wish that I played the lottery, so I wouldn’t have to go to grad school eventually and that I didn't buy the edited version of Kid Cudi’s new album on accident. In order for me to survive I need my family, a car with a system in it or at least some stock ish with knock, a means to download all the latest mixtapes, a pair of sneakers, and preferably an EBT card, but social services trippin’ like a bit’ right now. I hate that a nigga has to date a girl AND her lame-ahh single friends, blowout sales with nun in the store and washin’ dishes. I have no winter clothes on campus and should probably go home and re-up before Jack Frost have a nigga lookin’ silly. People most likely think I don’t ever think I’m wrong but I’m always right so they can miss me wit’dat. I need to check my bank account balance everyday. I know how to ride a four-wheeler. I need to be doin’ some homework right now. I don't like it when people get onto me for walkin’ too fast or not speakin’—excuse me if I got somewhere to be and for not seein’ you! I have an abundance of sticky notes in my room with everything from passwords to clever sayings I’ve overheard during a random roasting session. When I am bored I like to blog. By the end of the day all I want is to work out in a empty gym roun’ 11, catch Chelsea Lately roun’ 12, shower, and go straight to bed. In 10 years I want to have the same barber that I have now so my haircuts can stay on point. I guess you can say I'm “just me…I’m just ghetto”, lol.
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