Thursday, September 24, 2009

a few late night confessions.

It's 3:32am... About that time for some late night chat.

So here's 33 confessions and my 2 cents on something random:

1. I'm not ready for winter yet because I didn't go winter coat shopping. Once I get at least 2 winter coats, I will be ready.

2. I hate small talk and I am very curt with those who insist on chatting with me.

3. I hope I have a daughter so I can buy her every little pink thing I see.

4. Since no one else will, I am going to add Melody Eshani dickriding to the list of trends/concepts that are played out and overrated. Also add to the list Hellz Bellz and most of the urban fashion that finds it's way to karmaloop.com.

5. I wish little evil things on people like hoping they fall down a small set of stairs or something. >;]

6. I could pick my pussy out of a line up of pussies. Can you?

7. I fucking hate everyone who works at Walmart. It's like someone had a mission to bug me so they hired a slew of hoodboogers. Except for that one time the cashier gave me $19 back instead of $9. That was a small blessing.

8. I get really antsy when I drink coffee.

9. I cannot feign enthusiasm for my life. If I'm not interested in something, my tone of voice will let you know it.

10. I don't think I can come up with 33 random things. That was very narcissistic of me.

11. I pulled out my 1st grade class picture and decided to friend request all the people that I could find on facebook a couple days ago.

12. I would serial kill for a new car right now. I want a '09 ANYTHING!

13. I will not eat/drink anything if it is even the day before the "Use By" date.

14. I know, like, only 1 person is going to read this... myself, 3 times so I can check for spelling and grammatical errors.

15. I can't drive anywhere without my ipod hooked up in my car. Not kidding.

16. I HATEEE when people fart in my presence! That is some rude behavior.

17. I used to be a little ass klepto when I was younger.

18. I pick out all of the soggy french fries. If they don't stand up straight they gettin' tossed.

19. I assume all overweight people are lazy.

20. I like cleaning the hairs out of my brush.

21. I don't like ketchup.

22. I need some sort of air recirculation where ever I am so my fan is almost always on.

23. I like being naked.

24. I will not leave my house with my scarf on.

25. I think elderly Asians are cute.

26. I cannot sleep with jeans on, at all.

27. I don't spend my money wisely.

28. I am scared of all night creatures (racoons, possums, bats etc.)

29. I am not scared of human beings at all. And I truly feel that I am strong enough to put in work on anybody if I have to. I don't care how buff you are, I'm not scared of you.

30. I played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz the summer of 6th grade. That is one of my childhood highlights. LOL

31. I get bored with people really quickly.

32. I refuse to use toothpaste gel. It HAS to be in paste form or there will be problems. (The gel-paste combo is also acceptable.)

33. I think I have a sleeping disorder.

My 2 cents will be on Forever 21:



You have all seen or heard of this store. Everybody and their god-damn mommy shops there. I am tired of seeing their $38 black gladiator heels and $16 flower jewelry on every chick from here to St. Croix. There is nothing there that you won't see on one girl today and another tomorrow. I don't think that women over the age of 21 understand that it is named "FOREVER 21" for a reason (you can slide until you're 26). There should be no reason that I see 30-somethings scouring the racks and pushing 14 year olds aside. Take your ass to New York and Company or Express! Also, their garments are poorly made.

That will be all.

5 comments:

khaki said...

totally agree with you on the Forever 21 comment. LOL

Mikki said...

HA, I read the whole thing. =p

Nice.

Mikki said...

Also, count me in as a fan. =]

lalaliybean said...

yayy! *harlem shakes*

Reggie said...

I like to think that I could pick my dick out of a lineup of dicks......yeah, I could do that.