So here's 33 confessions and my 2 cents on something random:
1. I'm not ready for winter yet because I didn't go winter coat shopping. Once I get at least 2 winter coats, I will be ready.
2. I hate small talk and I am very curt with those who insist on chatting with me.
3. I hope I have a daughter so I can buy her every little pink thing I see.
4. Since no one else will, I am going to add Melody Eshani dickriding to the list of trends/concepts that are played out and overrated. Also add to the list Hellz Bellz and most of the urban fashion that finds it's way to karmaloop.com.
5. I wish little evil things on people like hoping they fall down a small set of stairs or something. >;]
6. I could pick my pussy out of a line up of pussies. Can you?
7. I fucking hate everyone who works at Walmart. It's like someone had a mission to bug me so they hired a slew of hoodboogers. Except for that one time the cashier gave me $19 back instead of $9. That was a small blessing.
8. I get really antsy when I drink coffee.
9. I cannot feign enthusiasm for my life. If I'm not interested in something, my tone of voice will let you know it.
10. I don't think I can come up with 33 random things. That was very narcissistic of me.
11. I pulled out my 1st grade class picture and decided to friend request all the people that I could find on facebook a couple days ago.
12. I would serial kill for a new car right now. I want a '09 ANYTHING!
13. I will not eat/drink anything if it is even the day before the "Use By" date.
14. I know, like, only 1 person is going to read this... myself, 3 times so I can check for spelling and grammatical errors.
15. I can't drive anywhere without my ipod hooked up in my car. Not kidding.
16. I HATEEE when people fart in my presence! That is some rude behavior.
17. I used to be a little ass klepto when I was younger.
18. I pick out all of the soggy french fries. If they don't stand up straight they gettin' tossed.
19. I assume all overweight people are lazy.
20. I like cleaning the hairs out of my brush.
21. I don't like ketchup.
22. I need some sort of air recirculation where ever I am so my fan is almost always on.
23. I like being naked.
24. I will not leave my house with my scarf on.
25. I think elderly Asians are cute.
26. I cannot sleep with jeans on, at all.
27. I don't spend my money wisely.
28. I am scared of all night creatures (racoons, possums, bats etc.)
29. I am not scared of human beings at all. And I truly feel that I am strong enough to put in work on anybody if I have to. I don't care how buff you are, I'm not scared of you.
30. I played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz the summer of 6th grade. That is one of my childhood highlights. LOL
31. I get bored with people really quickly.
32. I refuse to use toothpaste gel. It HAS to be in paste form or there will be problems. (The gel-paste combo is also acceptable.)
33. I think I have a sleeping disorder.
My 2 cents will be on Forever 21:
You have all seen or heard of this store. Everybody and their god-damn mommy shops there. I am tired of seeing their $38 black gladiator heels and $16 flower jewelry on every chick from here to St. Croix. There is nothing there that you won't see on one girl today and another tomorrow. I don't think that women over the age of 21 understand that it is named "FOREVER 21" for a reason (you can slide until you're 26). There should be no reason that I see 30-somethings scouring the racks and pushing 14 year olds aside. Take your ass to New York and Company or Express! Also, their garments are poorly made.
That will be all.
5 comments:
totally agree with you on the Forever 21 comment. LOL
HA, I read the whole thing. =p
Nice.
Also, count me in as a fan. =]
yayy! *harlem shakes*
I like to think that I could pick my dick out of a lineup of dicks......yeah, I could do that.
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