Sunday, August 30, 2009

if you can cook your ass off, i'll give you the world.

The non-cooking female aint shit.

Who the fuck really wants a chick that can't cook? I think men who settle (for lack of a better word) with a woman who can't cook had mothers who didn't cook, and/or sisters who didn't learn because their mother didn't teach them. So, therefore, they believe that it's standard for a female to not be in the kitchen.

Granted, every female can't THROW DOWN in the kitchen, that's on a whole 'nother level and even though a chick may not be able to make baked macaroni and cheese, and pork chops, Kraft Deluxe and Shake-n-Bake will have to suffice. But it's nothing like being able to make a full meal from scratch that tastes damn good.

The ULTIMATE useless woman is one that cannot cook OR clean. Don't get me wrong, I do not think that's ALL we're good for and I think it's great if a man knows how, and will participate in both as well, however, women are supposed to be more domesticated. We typically raise our children and have to teach them how to do these things one day. And I personally don't want my man, husband, boyfriend, WHOEVER to seek elsewhere for anything! Not a meal, not a maid, not a nothing!

I think it's nice to be able to afford to go out and eat and go to 5-star restaurants and all that good good but at the end of the day, there should be no reason why a man can't come home from work and have dinner being made FOR HIM by someone who loves him. Not for a whole restaurant full of paying customers.

So, it is what it is ladies. GET YOUR DOMESTIC GAME UP! Nobody said it was easy.

p.s. Also, meals that repeat themselves week after week is not hot either. No one, man, woman, or child wants to already know that Monday is spaghetti night, Tuesday is taco night, Wednesday is fried chicken night etc. EVERY DAMN WEEK!

1 comment:

Mista Jaycee said...

Thank Goodness my Wife can Cook, Organize and clean! So can I although I'm still getting that organized thing down.