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So I'm getting high in my bathroom and blasting my ipod (story of my life) and I start dancing to Amy Winehouse - Back to Black really hard, like embarrassingly hard, and I just heard a loud ass beep out of nowhere!

My paranoid ass goes and turns the music off and closes my bathroom door. Then I start thinking the alarms are gonna go off and the sprinklers are gonna come on in this building like they did the other day in the other building. :-O

Now I'm thinking about how I want a milkshake. Rly baddddd! From Cookout or Sonic! Ugh.

I did like 25 ear piercings today. No lie! They were just back to back to back. A million and one moms decided it'd be a great Christmas present this year. FML!

But at least it made my shift go by faster. Then I went SHOPPING!!! Well really, not really. I only bought 2 things.

I want water or ice cream! I get the worst sweet cravings sometimes...

Ok, I'm rambling. Bye.

doing the most.

Plz take the time out of your day to watch this. This shit is epic.


Ummm..... *blank stare*

Some of the funny comments:
"Lil mama wasnt invited, she just showed up!!"

"YO LIL MAMA ADMITTED TO BEING A MAN SHE SAID "AND I BE DOIN MY THING LIKE LIL MAN MAN....AHAHAHAHAH SHES A MAN MAN!!!"

"yo Nicki Minaj n lola luv should rumble cuz they both claim to be hard then they should eat each other out cuz they claim to be freaks"