friday the 13th.

I'm superstitious. I believe that crazy shit happens on the nights of full moons, I believe that the world is going to end in 2012, and I believe in Friday the 13th.

So none of this stuff was surprising when it happened:

Some old guy approaches me in the gas station and pays for my gas then gives me his number and tells me that he's willing to do 'whatever I want him to do for me.' I took the damn gas and his number. (Momma didn't raise no fool.) But I will not be calling him. He REALLY creeped me out because he was looking at me and licking his lips like I was a plate of bbq short ribs! And he was unattractive - when I said I was looking for a sugar daddy I meant pure cane sugar, not store brand artificial sweetener.

Then me and mommy go out to lunch and some dude literally runs at of my car when I'm pulling out of the parking lot and when I stopped he pops his head into the passenger side window and tells me that he had to stop me. Something about 'having to do what it takes to approach a pretty lady. UGH! He was also older idk maybe in his late 30's, but that shit was also just very weird. I took 'his number but, like the other guy, I don't think I'll be calling him, EVER!

I went to the game with my roommates and one of them lost her keys at the game.

Later, the dude who lives in the apartment above me that I smoked with in the beginning of the year knocked on my door and I chilled with him and his boys outside on the balcony for a little bit. I had started avoiding him because, even though he's cool, I was in no way attracted to him and all that excessive texting blew mine! Plus we don't really speak so it was weird that he decided to knock on the door on Friday. Him and his boys are all from NY so we were just talking about life in the south and all that bullshit. Then they invited me to smoke with them but I was supposed to go on a little date thing so I declined.

So I go to meet the dude at Dave and Busters and it was weird because he introduced me to his very hood friends and some chicks. It was just one of those awk "....Hey." introductions. We played a few games and he got me a carebear with his tickets. Then his girl cousins from somewhere else in NC were visiting so he introduces me to them and that was uberweird. To me it's just not kosher to introduce dates to the family the very first time you go out.

We wanted to smoke so we leave there and go to The Waffle House. Which is kinda like the IHOP of the south I guess. Except it's open 24hrs, the food is gross, and actually I don't know if they're everywhere but there's alot in NC. We waited 1.5 hrs and there was just hella stalling and shit because they couldn't find any. So his cousins got tired of waiting and go home and then me and my date decide to go to his apartment for a little and since he lives with his other boy cousins he called one of them to open the door. He prefaced the situation by telling me that they are like devout Christians and just to know what I'm walking into. Next thing I know I'm being interrogated about my life and whether I know Jesus at 3am by his 3 cousins!

I can hold a conversation with a fucking Klan member if I have to so it wasn't that I had a problem with that but the situation as a whole was a little off putting. For one, I felt like they were judging me like I'm some kind of whore walking in with him at 3am in 5 inch heels, yet we didn't even go into his room. Also because I said I don't go to church and I think it's boring I feel like they were wondering what was wrong with me. Then, to add more to the matter they are telling me that drinking and smoking are sins and asking me if I do either. It was just a bit much at 3am.

We leave there and go back to The Waffle House to see if they found any bud. But on the way I get pulled over for making and illegal U. FML! I didn't get a ticket so I was happy. I decide it was really late so I left, we hugged and said our goodbyes and I leave there around 4am.

But then I get pulled over again, on the highway, for running a stop sign like 3 miles back. (No, ticket again! :] )

Overall, the night was just fucking weird! And the next time we have another Friday the 13th will be on August 2010 so be prepared everyone!

P.S. I got a 30 yesterday and smoked all 3 L's in 24hours. Too bad it was garbage grass. :(