* Pop pills: I'm not a pill poppin animal!... (but I'm a syrupppp sippin' niggaaaa!!!)
Sike with the syrup comment. I'm not fuckin with that either.
* Eat pussy: EWKKKKK! I will punch a bitch dead in her clit.
* Steal from Grandma: Not to say that I'd steal from anybody else but when you steal from your grandma you've reached an all time low. (Yeah, that's my REAL grandma.. and she's DAF! [dopeasfuck])
* Do anything outside of my house completely naked: Everybody don't need to know about all this.
* Strip: I mean... for the public, that is.
*Eat chicken livers: OMG! Even thinking about it makes me gag. Idk how people do it. I'll starve before I eat that shit.
* Fuck a family member: Do I even need to explain this one?
(My bad ass/weed smoking/tag-teaming cousins)
* Shave my head: Or half my head.. or any of my head. Cassie looks bangin but I don't have the face (or the good hair that's gonna grow back) for that.
* Cheat on my man: Karma's a bitch yanno? Plus I have a heart, and that shit is just sleazy.
What about YOU? What will you never do?
1 comment:
lmao!!!!
those harem pants are quite trife looking. Like someone took a massive dump in their pants and left it there. yick
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