i'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes.

hii everybody.

-- i don't understand why some chicks do the shit they do. like my friend who RANDOMLY pops her booty when we're around dudes & shit thinking it's cute. shit makes her look thirsty, and it just gets real awkward @ times.

-- mothers day aint shit when your mommy's not in the same state.

-- Will people finally stop acting like smoking weed is so taboo if when they legalize it?

-- I wanna see this "Drag Me to Hell" movie.



-- I just murdered a chicken parm sandwich. MMMmmmMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmm! (And I'd love a cold ass Peach Snapple to wash it down with.

I'm out. I'm getting the best head massage right now that I know is bouta put me down.